{"id":83253,"date":"2021-01-31T05:50:57","date_gmt":"2021-01-31T10:50:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.owegopennysaver.com\/PS\/?p=83253"},"modified":"2021-02-02T06:50:22","modified_gmt":"2021-02-02T11:50:22","slug":"suets-folly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.owegopennysaver.com\/PS\/2021\/01\/31\/suets-folly\/","title":{"rendered":"Suets Folly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have always admired people that are serious bird lovers. I admired their commitment when it came to keeping their bird feeders filled to the rim year-round. Me, I was more of a bird liker. I would haphazardly fill my one bird feeder during the spring and summer. I never thought I would be one of those people who worry about their feathered friends getting enough nutrition in the winter.<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span>It had been my opinion that wild birds are wild for a reason. Certainly, they were able to hunt down and prepare their own meals? Sure, I have Home Chef deliver my dinners three times a week, but I&#8217;m on my own the other four days. You don&#8217;t see me slamming into the windows of&nbsp;<b>their&nbsp;<\/b>homes begging for scraps.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But then things changed. Due to the pandemic, I found myself staring out the window much more than usual. What I saw made me rethink my old ideas of the feeding habits of birds. Not unlike those heartbreaking commercials with the starving caged dogs, I saw my feathered friends pleading with me to be their savior. I&nbsp;<b>alone<\/b>&nbsp;could fill their empty, swollen bellies. And so, with mask and wallet in hand, I began my one-woman quest to feed Owego&#8217;s malnourished bird population.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t long before the word got out! Birds from far and wide discovered the all you can eat seed buffet on Dugan Road. What had previously been a single feeder backyard grew into an eclectic array of multi-level homes, platform perches, squirrel busters, and suet baskets. They ate with gusto! They ate continuously! And they were about to eat me out of house and home. God&#8217;s little creatures depended on ME for their survival. With winter approaching, I could not let them down!&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>After much thought and research, I arrived at the answer for keeping my birds, and my wallet, fat and happy. I&#8217;d like to say that it was good old Yankee ingenuity that led to my solution. Ingenuity had nothing to do with it, not&nbsp;<b>mine<\/b>&nbsp;anyway. Like millions of electronic hoarders before me, I fell into that black hole of other people&#8217;s creative ideas &#8211; Pinterest.<\/p>\n<p>At 8 a.m. I googled &#8220;homemade bird food and feeders.&#8221; By 4 p.m. my fingers were cramping and my head was spinning.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I discovered that there are literally thousands of ideas (also known as &#8220;Pins&#8221; in the Pinterest world) for how to make a variety of food to appeal to a variety of birds. Have I been living in a bird-free cave all these years? I never knew there was such a thing as birdseed Christmas bells or birdseed Christmas ornaments. I guess these would attract the cardinals?&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>My eyes glazed over as I scanned page after page of creative ways to present the birds&#8217; food. Even in the wild kingdom, presentation is everything. I am not proud to admit that I fell short on that, however. Two of my feeders had peeling paint; another was missing a perch. Sure, the birds need a lovely home from which to dine, but upkeep of a<b>&nbsp;bird&#8217;s<\/b>&nbsp;house would be hypocritical to me. I needed to find a project that would double as food&nbsp;<b>and<\/b>&nbsp;a serving platter. Kind of like a bread bowl for soup. Why not kill two birds with one stone? (Not literally, calm down.)<\/p>\n<p>Being close to the Christmas season, I refused to click on any pin that showed images of power tools or hot glue guns. What I was looking for was anything with the words &#8220;simple,&#8221; &#8220;kid-friendly,&#8221; or &#8220;3 ingredients you already have at home.&#8221; It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m lazy. It&#8217;s just that I don&#8217;t feel like putting in the time or effort.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine my glee when I stumbled upon an idea that met all my criteria, cookie-cutter suet cakes! Were they simple enough for a toddler to make? You bet! Did I have all of the 3 ingredients on hand in my cupboard? Yes, I did!<\/p>\n<p>Step 1: Mix together peanut butter and shortening. Step 2: Roll this slop in birdseed. Step 3: Press the mess into cookie cutters. Step 4: Refrigerate for a few hours. Step 5: Reward yourself with some boxed wine while the concoction hardens (optional). Step 6: Remove from cookie cutters and use twine to hang each cookie from a tree branch. Step 7: Sit back and enjoy the sight as your feathered friends feast upon the crunchy treats!<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_83254\" style=\"width: 1610px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.greenstreetdata.com\/PS\/owego\/files\/2021\/01\/Folly.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-83254\" class=\"size-full wp-image-83254\" src=\"http:\/\/www.greenstreetdata.com\/PS\/owego\/files\/2021\/01\/Folly.jpg\" alt=\"Suets Folly\" width=\"1600\" height=\"1292\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.greenstreetdata.com\/PS\/owego\/files\/2021\/01\/Folly.jpg 1600w, http:\/\/www.greenstreetdata.com\/PS\/owego\/files\/2021\/01\/Folly-300x242.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.greenstreetdata.com\/PS\/owego\/files\/2021\/01\/Folly-1024x827.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.greenstreetdata.com\/PS\/owego\/files\/2021\/01\/Folly-768x620.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.greenstreetdata.com\/PS\/owego\/files\/2021\/01\/Folly-1536x1240.jpg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1600px) 100vw, 1600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-83254\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">An image of my failed suet attempt, or folly. (Photo by Janet Bunnell)<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This was the outcome I had fantasized. In reality, the treats disintegrated as soon as they were removed from the cookie cutters.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I learned an important lesson that day. There was no logical reason for me to expand my limited culinary skills to the animal kingdom. To do so was a form of animal cruelty &#8211; sheer folly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have always admired people that are serious bird lovers. 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