{"id":109720,"date":"2026-04-21T07:18:43","date_gmt":"2026-04-21T11:18:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.owegopennysaver.com\/PS\/?p=109720"},"modified":"2026-04-21T07:18:43","modified_gmt":"2026-04-21T11:18:43","slug":"where-did-the-old-coot-cross-the-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.owegopennysaver.com\/PS\/2026\/04\/21\/where-did-the-old-coot-cross-the-street\/","title":{"rendered":"Where did the Old Coot cross the street?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[By Merlin Lessler]<\/p>\n<p>Most mornings I leave the coffee group I hang out with, walk a quarter of a mile through a shopping plaza parking lot, and then halfway across a busy four-lane street to a small island space between the two northbound lanes and the two southbound lanes. I wait there, and when no cars are coming, I hustle the rest of the way across. I use the word \u201chustle\u201d loosely, because my stride is anything but.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Anyhow, from there, I walk back toward the intersection I avoided by crossing in the middle of the block, take a left down the sidewalk to the beach, and then onward, either north or south for a half-mile or more, depending on what the tide is doing. When it\u2019s low tide, the beach is wide and flat; at high tide it\u2019s narrow and slanted\u2014not a good way for an old coot to walk. That\u2019s what dictates how far I will go.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I cross paths with an old guy on my walk; one day I found him crossing the road in the same spot I do. (He\u2019s 90, so I can call him an old guy.) We\u2019d nod and say good morning most times, but that day, I said, \u201cJack, I see you cross in the same spot I do.\u201d<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>He smiled and said, \u201cOh yeah; if you cross at the traffic light, even with a green pedestrian arrow, a car turning right on red can run you over.\u201d Drivers only look left to make sure no cars are coming, and then bolt right into the crosswalk.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Us old guys know how to cross. Everyone is taught to always cross at the corner, never in the middle of the block. Jack and I figured out that this advice is outdated and wrong. Downright dangerous! It\u2019s a safety rule that hasn\u2019t been updated; it doesn\u2019t take the \u201cright-on-red\u201d rule into consideration. A lot of people have been hit, hurt, or even killed crossing at the corner.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>My friend, Daren, got dumped off his bike by a right-on-red turner; he was just sitting there with the front wheel in the crosswalk, waiting for a chance to go. I\u2019ve had a few close calls myself. But not anymore.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>The problem is even worse now that pedestrian crossing lights have been installed at hundreds of thousands of intersections across the country. Part of a federal pedestrian safety effort. People push the button, wait for the \u201cgo\u201d signal, and think it\u2019s safe to cross. It is safe, until a right-on-red driver sitting at the stop light is in a hurry.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>The rule that a pedestrian has the right of way is no longer in play. It\u2019s been replaced with, \u201cWalker beware!\u201d<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Questions? Email to <a href=\"mailto:mlessler7@gmail.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mlessler7@gmail.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[By Merlin Lessler] Most mornings I leave the coffee group I hang out with, walk a quarter of a mile through a shopping plaza parking&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":82349,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-109720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-editorial"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v26.2 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Where did the Old Coot cross the street? - Owego Pennysaver Press<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/www.owegopennysaver.com\/PS\/2026\/04\/21\/where-did-the-old-coot-cross-the-street\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Where did the Old Coot cross the street? 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