{"id":108909,"date":"2026-01-29T10:27:05","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T15:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.owegopennysaver.com\/PS\/?p=108909"},"modified":"2026-01-29T10:27:05","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T15:27:05","slug":"the-old-coot-counts-to-ten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.owegopennysaver.com\/PS\/2026\/01\/29\/the-old-coot-counts-to-ten\/","title":{"rendered":"The Old Coot counts to ten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Merlin Lessler &#8212;<\/p>\n<p>My friend Wesley came laughing into our coffee klatch the other morning. He had been in a store where his purchases came to $10.06. He gave the teenage clerk a twenty-dollar bill, a nickel, and a penny. A puzzled look crossed her face. She froze, as though in a catatonic state. After a few seconds, she snapped out of it, fumbled in the cash register drawer, and handed him a five-dollar bill, four ones, three quarters, a dime, a nickel, and four pennies, and left the six cents Wesley had originally handed her on the counter.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I guess this shouldn\u2019t be a surprise. Kids grow up today with a series of electronic devices doing a lot of thinking for them. My generation is \u201cDevice Stupid.\u201d We struggle to use them. We call their generation \u201cCommon Sense Stupid.\u201d It\u2019s important for us to mix with each other. We can both learn to be less stupid.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>When I swim laps in the YMCA pool, I count lengths by reciting, \u201cOne, two, buckle my shoe, three, four, shut the door,\u201d on and on with the counting rhyme. When I finish with, \u201cNine, ten, the big fat hen,\u201d I switch from the crawl stroke to the backstroke. I do this over and over for about thirty minutes.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I wondered if kids today still learn to count using the \u201cOne, two &#8211; buckle my shoe\u201d method. I asked around, and apparently they do, even though the rhyme is out of date. Its origin goes back to the 1780\u2019s, when shoes were fastened with a buckle. The Industrial Revolution in the mid 1800\u2019s replaced the buckle method with metal eyelets and shoelaces. I grew up with laces, but it was much harder to learn to tie than it was to learn to count. My son grew up with Velcro, kind of like the old buckle. Now, you don\u2019t have to tie at all. Slip-on shoes and Velcro have entirely changed the shoe landscape.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Terms like dial a phone, turn a screw counterclockwise to tighten, tick-tock goes a clock, and a slew of others commonly used by my crowd are as out of date as buckle shoes, but we still use them and chuckle when a youngster has no idea what we\u2019re talking about. We probably need to do more teaching and less chuckling, but gosh, the chuckling is so much fun.<span class=\"Apple-converted-space\">&nbsp; &nbsp;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Comments? Send to <a href=\"mailto:mlessler7@gmail.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">mlessler7@gmail.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Merlin Lessler &#8212; My friend Wesley came laughing into our coffee klatch the other morning. 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