By Merlin Lessler —<\/p>\n
I\u2019m kind of irked that I graduated from high school, STUPID! I knew nothing about anatomy, a critical subject to help one get through life. Wouldn\u2019t you think that knowledge of how this mechanism works, which travels around in all our lives, would be important? <\/p>\n
Anyhow, I learned anatomy the hard way. While waiting for the doctor in the \u201clittle room,\u201d and reading the information while looking at pictures on charts hanging on the wall. It was a long, slow process that I\u2019ve been at for more than 60 years. Oh boy! So that\u2019s where my kidneys are. Man, a liver is big. Look at all the bones in the ear. Who would think there were so many bones in such a small space?<\/p>\n
I learned some stuff from doctors. It usually started out okay, but when they switched to Latin, I was lost, even though I took several years of it in high school. I wasn\u2019t familiar with any of the words I heard in the little room.<\/p>\n
When I got home, I looked them up in a dictionary to see if I could figure out what the doctor was talking about. It was a lot harder in the pre-Google years. Not so bad now, but too late for me since I already know enough to qualify for an anatomy certificate. <\/p>\n
I don\u2019t know what\u2019s taught in school these days. All we had on how the body functioned was a single semester in Health Class that focused on hygiene, nutrition, and dental health. And a single afternoon when an embarrassed elderly health teacher tried to cover the subject of sex education. I don\u2019t know who was more uncomfortable, the teacher or us. There were no questions; we couldn\u2019t wait to get out of the room.<\/p>\n
These days, when I find myself lacking some medical information, I use Google to help me out, but more importantly, I have a collection of old coot friends who are a wealth of knowledge and advice on just about any affliction that comes your way in old age. They\u2019ve had it all, and now they are heart specialists, joint replacement experts, digestive system affliction pros, and many more afflictions encountered by older men. And you don\u2019t have to wait in the \u201clittle room\u201d for an explanation that you\u2019re probably not going to understand anyway.<\/p>\n