By Merlin Lessler —<\/p>\n
Us old coots are a creative bunch. We\u2019ve gone through our childhood into adulthood and on to old coothood (which is similar to our childhood years) \u2013 Retired – on Social Security – Medicare and a pension (if we\u2019re lucky). Our kids are grown, grandkids too. Life is simple, not a care in the world. Stress free! <\/p>\n
Or, should I say- seemingly stress free. In truth, we\u2019re more stressed than anytime in our lives. We create it. Doctor\u2019s appointment today! Will we get there on time? Will we run into a traffic jam? Will we find a parking spot? Will there be a line at the check in counter? A seat in the waiting room? All that, before we even get to the day of the appointment. <\/p>\n
But, we do get there. Miraculously! Half an hour early. Then we wait. What seems like an hour, looking around the room knowing every person there is ahead of us. Finally, we get escorted to the \u201clittle room.\u201d An aide quizzes us, a bunch of, how are you doing and why are you here questions and then grabs your arm and squeezes it in what feels like a vice to get your blood pressure. Which is always high at that moment, at least for me.<\/p>\n
How could it not be, with all the stress of getting there? You explain it\u2019s not high when we check it at home. They turn away, roll their eyes, and tell you they\u2019ll take it again so they can let you go home. MORE STRESS!<\/p>\n
Now comes the hard part, waiting for the doctor. Or, more commonly today, a physician\u2019s assistant or a nurse practitioner. How long will I wait? Will I remember all the things I wanted to ask? We have written them down, but when we pull the note out of our pocket, it\u2019s the grocery list. The list for the doctor is back home, sitting on the kitchen table.<\/p>\n
So, all that stress to handle a simple task and it bore no fruit. We flunked! We have the exam and remember one or two things we wanted to ask, but know that when we get home, our wife is going to ask what the doctor said about X, Y, and Z. More stress. We say the heck with it and go to McDonald’s and wolf down a Big Mac, fries, and a milkshake.<\/p>\n
No stress now. Cholesterol crowding the \u201chigh\u201d line? So what! We just don\u2019t give a damn. <\/p>\n